THE BANNERMAN’S CONTRACT

Internet Access Sharing Agreement a neighborly arrangement, in writing

The realm shares its road with one sworn neighbor: the Bannerman. The agreement below is the whole of it, in plain words. The signed paper is the record; this page lets you read it anywhere and add your name so the King knows you have.

1. As-is service. The connection is shared strictly as is and as available: no promise of speed, availability, reliability or security, and no support, filtering or backups.
2. Lawful use only. No piracy, harassment, fraud, break-ins, malware, or anything else unlawful.
3. No resale or extension. Not sold on, not charged for, not stretched beyond your own household.
4. No fee. A courtesy. Anything you chip in toward costs is a gift, not a subscription.
5. Separate network, logged. Your access runs on its own isolated segment; connection metadata may be logged and reviewed if a complaint arises.
6. Responsibility. Everything from your segment and your devices is yours; you hold the Provider harmless for it.
7. No liability. The Provider is not liable for losses from using, relying on, or losing the connection.
8. Termination. Either side may end it at any time, for any reason, without notice; misuse may be cut off at once.
9. Entire agreement; the law of the Provider’s home state.

Sign It the Provider is told the moment you do